if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
(Source: okusuck)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
